EXCITING NEWS FROM THE MISSING TEENS, ARGUABLY THE GREATEST BAND YOU, YOUR CHILDREN, OR YOUR GRANDCHILDREN WILL EVER HEAR

HOLY CRAPOLA! It would appear that the CHART-TOPPING GREATEST ALBUM OF 2004-2009, "Music for Young Adults," is finally for SALE online! Why, you can buy it at iTunes and support Steve Jobs or buy it at Amazon and support Jeffrey Bezos! Remember: Also support the arts!...or you are a terrible person.

Wow kids! We just keep pumping em out!  It's a new Song of the Moment from The Missing Teens! Just click on "Music" on the list of ingredients at themissingteens.com to hear with your ears!

Are you all pumped for megalomaniac front man James Call's 30th Birthday Party at Don Pedro's??! We'll be debuting the NEW LIVE BAND there! A whole new sound for a whole new era!

Come hear 30 glorious songs, one for each glorious year of our petulant hero's life. There will be other bands as well! (to be ANNOUNCED! the best kind of "to be" of all!)

This all goes down Friday, April 24th at "Happy Hour Heaven" Don Pedro's in Williamsburg (directions below). $2 well drinks until 10pm? I think I died and went to..."happy hour heaven!" Get it? HA HA HA HA HA.

Twitter, anyone? Yes, The Missing Teens are now a part of modern civilization's stupidest craze! Be our friends, and see what we're up to! Why not! We'll return the favor!  No, really!  Become a follower of The Missing Teens' Twitter feed, we'll follow you back, you send us a direct message describing us in 140 characters or less & we'll send you a SUPER-RARE mp3.  Technology!

Oh and hey, Facebook! Ever heard of that thing? Yeah, well, be our fans, or we'll hire someone to break your kneecaps. "LOL"!
Love,The Missing Teens

Don Pedro's
90 Manhattan (between Boerum and McKibben)
L to Montrose or
G to Broadway or 
M to Lorimer