26.9.09

Benefit Fundraiser for the execution of John Mayer


On Thursday, Oct. 1st, a spectacular consortium of bands meets at Coco 66 (66 Greenpoint Ave, in Greenpoint) to raise awareness and funds for the legal trial of John Mayer, for his crimes against Rock, specifically his profilic output of pop schmaltz, which he generates of defiance of discernable, albeit technical, talent, and the ABILITY to create more interesting music. The penalty sought is death.

Plaintiffs intend to call as experts:
The Missing Teens!
Joe Palumbo of the Better Letters!
Bliminal!
Illimanjaro!
Music starts at 8 and goes all night. Come argue the merits of the case, raise funds and awareness, and hear some great rock!!! Witness the unveiling of a RARE NEVER BEFORE HEARD original J. Mayer composition at the show, as evidence of his crimes. For those with ethical concerns regarding the trial and execution of a successful pop musician, we want to ensure you that the trial will be 100% legal and will be based entirely on the catchy yet completely insipid musical legacy of Mr. Mayer. More details TBA

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