EXCITING NEWS FROM THE MISSING TEENS, ARGUABLY THE GREATEST BAND YOU, YOUR CHILDREN, OR YOUR GRANDCHILDREN WILL EVER HEAR

HOLY CRAPOLA! It would appear that the CHART-TOPPING GREATEST ALBUM OF 2004-2009, "Music for Young Adults," is finally for SALE online! Why, you can buy it at iTunes and support Steve Jobs or buy it at Amazon and support Jeffrey Bezos! Remember: Also support the arts!...or you are a terrible person.

Wow kids! We just keep pumping em out!  It's a new Song of the Moment from The Missing Teens! Just click on "Music" on the list of ingredients at themissingteens.com to hear with your ears!

Are you all pumped for megalomaniac front man James Call's 30th Birthday Party at Don Pedro's??! We'll be debuting the NEW LIVE BAND there! A whole new sound for a whole new era!

Come hear 30 glorious songs, one for each glorious year of our petulant hero's life. There will be other bands as well! (to be ANNOUNCED! the best kind of "to be" of all!)

This all goes down Friday, April 24th at "Happy Hour Heaven" Don Pedro's in Williamsburg (directions below). $2 well drinks until 10pm? I think I died and went to..."happy hour heaven!" Get it? HA HA HA HA HA.

Twitter, anyone? Yes, The Missing Teens are now a part of modern civilization's stupidest craze! Be our friends, and see what we're up to! Why not! We'll return the favor!  No, really!  Become a follower of The Missing Teens' Twitter feed, we'll follow you back, you send us a direct message describing us in 140 characters or less & we'll send you a SUPER-RARE mp3.  Technology!

Oh and hey, Facebook! Ever heard of that thing? Yeah, well, be our fans, or we'll hire someone to break your kneecaps. "LOL"!
Love,The Missing Teens

Don Pedro's
90 Manhattan (between Boerum and McKibben)
L to Montrose or
G to Broadway or 
M to Lorimer

Good Riddance George W. Bush! Party Friday, Jan. 23rd with the Missing Teens!

Hey, anyone remember that George W. Bush guy? You know, the dude who stole a national election, bombed the Chinese embassy, used the largest attack on US soil in over 200 years to silence his political opponents at home and launch a spree of deregulation and an avalanche of no-bid contracts to assorted cronies? Who started a foreign war on false pretenses? Who presided over the destruction of a major US city and port? Who attempted to privatize the life-long promised federal pension every retired American is supposed to receive?

Yeah, that guy. We'll be celebrating his departure from the White House and wishing Mr. Barack Obama well as he faces two wars, a crushing depression, a massive deficit, political opposition in the Senate, our friend global warming, and of course, an old favorite, the Israel/Palestinian conflict, on Friday, January 23rd, for FREE, at the Village Lantern, with live music and much partying.

Come join us with BLIMINAL and ESTELLA at 9:30pm on Friday Jan. 23rd at the VL (167 Bleecker St @ Sullivan). 21+. Bring your shoes! (Hope you guys got that one...)

Also: Valentine's Day got you down? You are not alone. Join the Missing Teens at the Annex on Feb. 16th to commiserate. With, of course, live muzak.